Dearest Dark Hershey,
How do I love thee!
There was a time when I didn’t believe in love.But you have opened my eyes (and set me salivating, but I’m not going to mention that.Somehow, I just don’t think it’s appropriate here, do you?).I could gaze at you for ever and ever (Only, I keep wanting to EAT you so much that I never get around to doing this, sorry!).In fact there are jut so many things that you bring to this relationship that I just can’t begin to name them! You are always there for me whenever I need you ( OK, I need you all the time! You know, maybe I should include this one.Not exactly inappropriate, is it?).
Giving is a selfless act, one that doesn’t happen often, but you made it a thing of beauty as well as a regularity.You are so special (Umm..OK, I think I feel the bile rising!)! Know that I will always be there for you.I would walk through fire ( OK, maybe if you were the last one left..)!
Yours forever and always,
OK, I’ll admit it stinks.Then again, Hershey don’t read too well so, that’s OK.And the stuff in italics, I’m going to leave out.I did try my very best to use every cliche I could think of..
I really was overcome today, though.I just had to write that.I mean, Oh God, Dark Chocolate…*Sigh!
Do write in with suggestions/ criticism ASAP.
I will take your leave, now.Love beckons!(Actually? I just need to go delete that file RIGHT NOW before someone else finds it and learns just how advanced the insanity is! As a side-note: I think I’m honest-to-goodnessly going to fail physics this time.I was supposed to study today but I just couldn’t bring myself to.HATE exams.Pray for me! ANd this time, pray really, really hard, OK? [-O<)