I, BWC declare this to be my Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all prior Wills and the like.
In the likely event of my death, this is to be recognized as the inventory of my possessions and those I leave them with.
1. My ipod – Bury this alongside me.Hopefully wherever the hell I’m going, they’ve got sockets!
2. Books – The library.
3.Homework – My brother.Yes, I will miss you too, sob.
4.Hate mail – Forward to school.
5.Anti-depressants – Distribute according to will to the needy students of Vidya Mandir.My sympathies rest with ye. OK, not really.In fact if I were you, I would learn to tell Cyanide from anti-depressants real quick!
6.My post on this blog – I’m irreplaceable, y’hear? Mourn me, wear black.
7. Chocolate – Fax to (wherever the hell ).
As witness my hand,
This 25th day of November, Two thousand and eight
( I wanted to sign with a flourish and everything but it’s just too much of a bother.Maybe some other time ? I am dying here, you know..)
And then? I got a call from school and- guess what?! School’s closed for tomorrow. I love the rain. Love.
Because now I don’t have to fret over the existence of sockets and dark chocolate in the after-life.Phew!