Dear Santa (or YOU),
I see how you have to shop (or whatever you do) for all those ungrateful kids who’ve somehow managed to score jackpots on the Good Vs. Bad lists you keep.I feel your pain, I really do.Which is why I’m making it easier on you this year by (you will please applaud here)
a) Giving you options
b) Sending them in early
So that cancels out all the ‘bad’ stuff.Right?
Or we could do this for my birthday.I’m not picky, me.Never !
Anyway,the list (tadaa!):
What I googled for ? ‘Fingerless gloves’.Do these have a name? Because I need to know.But more importantly I need to have them.Now.Is this what love at first sight is like?
This shouldn’t really surprise you (and you’ll kindly notice that everything I picked actually exists.Not like those other kids wanting dragons and things..Honestly, do they think e-bay stocks that kind of thing and hands them out for Hallowe’en? Kids these days..! *Sigh)
Please,Santa? You wouldn’t refuse a dying girl her last wish, would you? Well, because this is mine :
Oh,you know you could even get yourself one of these ? Er, if you get me mine first, of course.I mean, who hasn’t read Twilight? And just who, pray, does not want one of these :
( Did you all not realize that Jake comes with the surname Black ? Well, you know what they say -‘ Finders keepers,losers weepers!’)
Oh, and Santa( Or whoever ) ?
Please and thank you.
You might just want to throw in a leather jacket.All this ‘saying the magic words’ stuff is hard work, ya know?